Uh...donde esta mi amiga Jen? I understand you are crazy busy girlie, but Katie needs entertainment from this blog. She is sans-husband. No sex...that leads to unhealthy levels of the hormone crazitine...
Its side effects include:
Excessive knitting
Trying to cook an insane amount of new recipes
Reading an unhealthy amount of comic books
And looking at the hot downstairs neighbor too much (so much that he wonders if there is something on his pants, at all times)
Please don't let Katie fall victim to this terrible debilitating condition.
As for me, I have WAY too much testosterone following around me...without you I just start wondering whether or not dating women would be such a bad idea. I have what's known as Anti-testosteronitisis.
Symptoms include:
Excessive knitting
Lack of sleep
And wondering if Ellen DeGeneres isn't the perfect man.
Sincerely hoping you remember your female duties soon!
Amanda
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