Well, not exactly. I've decided to create my own blog, the background of which is black. Anyway, if you don't get enough Jen on this blog, you can always get your 24/7 fill of Jen at the blog entitled - Title: To Be Determined at kevsgatorgirl.blogspot.com.
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Eric's mom is a bitch
WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL,
Have you ever met my friend Eric's mom? She the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (Lalalaaa) She's a big ol' bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Ah. I feel better. Some So Eric and I went down to Florida, because we had been meaning to and because my parents were getting a divorce and my dad's a little bummed. Seeing as how he's bummed out, and has an entire house to himself, we decided to stay with him instead of Eric's mom. Since we've stayed with Eric's mom EVERY TIME we've gone to Florida since we've been married, and Sean was staying with her this time, we figured no big deal. But that's assuming Eric's mother is an adult. But she's not. She's a child with an idiot brain. She started badmouthing my dad to Eric. Really, really badmouthing him. The highlight was, "I'd turn gay if I was married to Katie's dad too - he's such an overweight and shadowy figure." What. A. Bitch. Keep in mind that they've only met each other a couple times. Eric was like, "Mom, what the hell is wrong with you?!? He's never made a bad impression." To which she wittily replied, "That's the problem - he's never made any impression." Gee, I can't imagine why my dad wouldn't want to hang out with such a great person. I was furious, and at the time, really, really fucking confused, because my dad is so damn nice to everyone. I eventually realized that she was jealous that we were staying with him instead of her. Seriously. Five year olds are more mature than that. But on the plus side, since we didn't stay with her, I had the most stress-free trip to Florida ever, even as we were dodging my crazy uncle.
But anyway - this week is the big event. The movers are coming on the 17th, moving it out the 18th, and we're leaving the 19th. I'm so excited. No more Ithaca. You guys should definitely come visit us. Seriously.
Jen - I hope everything is going ok. I'm glad that you can move to be close to your mom.
Manda - Baseball?!? Seriously, baseball?!?! That thing on the TV where guys in unflattering and impractically colored outfits stand around for five minutes before finally doing something? Alright. Whatever. You know my dad is going to want to adopt you, right? Cause he already wanted to, but now that you can be enthralled with his vast, encyclopedic knowledge of baseball...
~Katie
P.S. Um..... nobody send this blog to Eric, k?
Have you ever met my friend Eric's mom? She the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. (Lalalaaa) She's a big ol' bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Ah. I feel better. Some So Eric and I went down to Florida, because we had been meaning to and because my parents were getting a divorce and my dad's a little bummed. Seeing as how he's bummed out, and has an entire house to himself, we decided to stay with him instead of Eric's mom. Since we've stayed with Eric's mom EVERY TIME we've gone to Florida since we've been married, and Sean was staying with her this time, we figured no big deal. But that's assuming Eric's mother is an adult. But she's not. She's a child with an idiot brain. She started badmouthing my dad to Eric. Really, really badmouthing him. The highlight was, "I'd turn gay if I was married to Katie's dad too - he's such an overweight and shadowy figure." What. A. Bitch. Keep in mind that they've only met each other a couple times. Eric was like, "Mom, what the hell is wrong with you?!? He's never made a bad impression." To which she wittily replied, "That's the problem - he's never made any impression." Gee, I can't imagine why my dad wouldn't want to hang out with such a great person. I was furious, and at the time, really, really fucking confused, because my dad is so damn nice to everyone. I eventually realized that she was jealous that we were staying with him instead of her. Seriously. Five year olds are more mature than that. But on the plus side, since we didn't stay with her, I had the most stress-free trip to Florida ever, even as we were dodging my crazy uncle.
But anyway - this week is the big event. The movers are coming on the 17th, moving it out the 18th, and we're leaving the 19th. I'm so excited. No more Ithaca. You guys should definitely come visit us. Seriously.
Jen - I hope everything is going ok. I'm glad that you can move to be close to your mom.
Manda - Baseball?!? Seriously, baseball?!?! That thing on the TV where guys in unflattering and impractically colored outfits stand around for five minutes before finally doing something? Alright. Whatever. You know my dad is going to want to adopt you, right? Cause he already wanted to, but now that you can be enthralled with his vast, encyclopedic knowledge of baseball...
~Katie
P.S. Um..... nobody send this blog to Eric, k?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
To Florida huh?
Well...that's interesting because you know that dear ol' Ralph and I live mighty mighty close to a rockin' beach and we happen to have an extra bedroom that comes equipped with the world's greatest roommate...me. So if you happen to be like, "hey, I need a vacation from all this Gulf beach area stuff, I know let's go to the ocean..." we are TOTALLY available. Plus...I might even throw in a little breakfast action in the morning...and take you to the local yarn store...or the movies...both of which I have recently found in my new neighborhood. So you bitches better be coming for a visit...oh...and...Halloween Horror Nights...part 3? or is it 4? whatever.
On a serious note...girls, I have something important to tell you...
this is hard to type...
I have recently discovered that I...
like...
baseball.
I know its tragic. Please call and offer sympathy in this difficult time.
MANDA!
By the way, the closer I get to leaving this god forsaken town the better I feel. I have been feeling like I'm on top of the world lately and its wonderful. I guess I didn't realize how unhappy work was making me; I'm even beginning to wonder if it was causing all my tummy, stomach, gut, crap factory issues. Love you guys!!!
On a serious note...girls, I have something important to tell you...
this is hard to type...
I have recently discovered that I...
like...
baseball.
I know its tragic. Please call and offer sympathy in this difficult time.
MANDA!
By the way, the closer I get to leaving this god forsaken town the better I feel. I have been feeling like I'm on top of the world lately and its wonderful. I guess I didn't realize how unhappy work was making me; I'm even beginning to wonder if it was causing all my tummy, stomach, gut, crap factory issues. Love you guys!!!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
I love you both!!!
Thanks so much for the support. I knew I could count on you both (except for the whole "flexible" comment, lol; I still actually have that card). Anyway, Kevin and I have decided to move back down to Florida, possibly Naples, not exactly sure. We both want to be close to my mom. I love you so much, but I really should get back to "studying."
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