God of War 2

Ralph lately has been playing the God of War games on the PS3. Here is one of our conversations....

Ralph: "So Zeus' father is Cronos the Titan?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess."
Ralph: "And that lady is his mother?"
Me: "Yeah I guess."
:: A giant titan the size of an island appears on the screen ::

Me: "What I want to know is how a woman like that had sex with a man that big"
Ralph: "Obviously she just swam around in his sperm."
:: Rolling on the floor laughing ::
Ralph: "What? What's so funny? I mean how else would she do it? It's like whale sperm..."

My boyfriend is a funny man.

XOXOXOX
Kicky La'Roue

My Fantasy Football Mascot

This is my fantasy football mascot. Notice the pizza cutter....Kevin added it.

Where has everyone gone?

I know I haven't been the best at posting, but I've been somewhat consumed by fantasy football. I never thought I would find it so exciting and fun. But, I'm only saying that because I beat the "dummy" team. I guess we'll see how it turns out this weekend, when I play Katie. If I lose, I'll probably think differently.

Anyway, I've also been crazy busy with school, work, and a thesis. I actually wanted to do some thesis research this past weekend, but we all know how that went....hours and hours spent in front of the tv watching football. This whole fantasy football thing is distracting...but, I love it. Thanks for inviting me into the league, Amanda.

Well, as for other exciting things happening in my life...I'm going to Vegas in November cause Kevin's sister is getting married (she had gone through the whole thing before, so this was the perfect chance to elope and do the vegas thing). We're staying at the Paris hotel. It is nothing like the real thing, I know, but it may bring back some memories...and, maybe I'll get lucky!

Well, I look forward to seeing you, Amanda, in October. I really wish you could come, Katie. I miss you both!!!!

Jen

So the madness begins...

Good luck my lovelies!

I have to admit...

I have to admit that your mascot is too damn cute, but you're still going down (that goes for Kicky La Roue as well). Anyway, I was thinking of making team shirts, although Kevin doesn't really want hookerfantasticos written all over mine (lol). What do you think?

Oh Hellz No

I think my friend Stampy here would have something to say about that.

You biatches are going down!

That's all I have to say.

Don't worry I still have love for you all (except when our teams play each other).

Love ya lots,
Jen

(I couldn't help but to start the smack talk.)

Here We Go!!!!!!

DA NA NA NA NA...

GO GATORS!

DA NA NA NA NA...

GO GATORS!

DA NA NA NA NA...

GO GATORS, COME ON GATORS, GET UP AND GO!!!!!!

MUCH LOVE TO MY LADIES WEARING ORANGE AND BLUE!

PS There is bulky 100% cashmere for 9.99 at yarn.com...look under sale. seriously...9.99. There is a God.