Ralph lately has been playing the God of War games on the PS3. Here is one of our conversations....
Ralph: "So Zeus' father is Cronos the Titan?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess."
Ralph: "And that lady is his mother?"
Me: "Yeah I guess."
:: A giant titan the size of an island appears on the screen ::
Me: "What I want to know is how a woman like that had sex with a man that big"
Ralph: "Obviously she just swam around in his sperm."
:: Rolling on the floor laughing ::
Ralph: "What? What's so funny? I mean how else would she do it? It's like whale sperm..."
My boyfriend is a funny man.
XOXOXOX
Kicky La'Roue
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